
An Iliad
An Iliad DM 19th June 2026 “Rage! Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus’ son Achilles / that destructive wrath which brought countless woes upon the
Whoever composed the rhyme, “Oranges and lemons, the bells of St Clements” was a cheat! Lemons and Clements are not perfect rhyming words, if one properly enunciates their ‘t’s. Not only that, but the London church referred to in the rhyme is actually St Clement Danes, and so the match is even further from exact. (Though admittedly, what could be coupled with oranges to rhyme with Danes? Oranges and lamb’s brains? Oranges and champagne?)
The apostle Paul once composed a song about fruit. In his letter to the Galatians, he listed off nine graces that he called the fruit of the Spirit, namely: love, joy, peace, patience, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness, and self-control. Trying to match them to equivalent pieces of fruit, like oranges and lemons, might be an unattainable project, but they are beautiful qualities that adorn the Christian whose life was once pitted and pockmarked with their opposites.
The hugely challenging thing that Paul does in his letter, is to make them not just as fruit to be seen in the life of every Christian, but as bells to be heard in every church. Trying to match the fruit of the Spirit to the name of an individual church is a project where perhaps only ‘fools rush in’, yet the match should still be made: ‘Joy, peace and patience, the bells of St Gracious’. ‘’Goodness and love, the bells of St Dove’. Happy is the church, whatever its name, whose bell-tower so rings loud and long.

An Iliad DM 19th June 2026 “Rage! Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus’ son Achilles / that destructive wrath which brought countless woes upon the

Church under construction DM 12th June 2026 Across the road on the neighbour’s footpath sits a yellow council sign that has just been posted. My

One blood DM 5th June 2026 In 1830, Robert FitzRoy captained the Beagle that carried Charles Darwin on his famous voyage. Darwin wrote his account.

Man flu DM 29th May 2026 Man-flu is a real phenomenon, and I have just proved it by careful scientific experiment. My wife and I

Physics for farmers DM 14th May 2026 I was going okay with the movie until some astronaut had to fly through a wormhole. And then

Two faces DM 24th April 2026 Cue the frown. The local paper has just lobbed onto my driveway, and without picking it up, I bet

Super-social behaviour DM 17th April 2026 Phubbing may well become the word of the century. It describes the act of phone-snubbing, where a person deliberately

Brain freeze DM 10th April 2026 I’ve had them before. Brain-freezes. And usually from consuming an icy drink too quickly. The secret to relieve the

Easter traditions DM 30th March 2026 Sometimes I wonder where I’ve been all my life. Today I stumbled on the recipe for an Easter lamb