
An Iliad
An Iliad DM 19th June 2026 “Rage! Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus’ son Achilles / that destructive wrath which brought countless woes upon the
The twenty-first of December in Australia is called ‘Gravy Day’, by virtue of Paul Kelly’s famous song ‘How to make gravy’ – a melancholy ballad about a family-man in jail, missing his wife and kids, and lamenting that he won’t be with them on Christmas Day. “It’s the twenty-first of December…. and who’s gonna make the gravy now?” Its simple chord progression of E to F#m to G#m to E accentuates the emotion, and ensures that all the heart-strings vibrate with feeling.
The most touching line for me, is this: “If I get good behaviour / I’ll be out of here by July”. Good behaviour? (Sounds like the deal that Santa always makes, as in, ‘You’d better be good’ or else.) And only if I get ‘good behaviour’, I’ll be home. To hug my wife and see my kids. But what happens if I don’t? And what happens if I can’t?
The Bible’s song of pardon is played with a different strumming pattern and on major chords – C(alvary) to G(race) to F(aith) to C(alm) – and describes forgiveness on the basis of Christ’s perfect behaviour and gracious atonement. The gospel does not negate the consequences of crime in this life, and some for their crimes need to stay in jail for Christmas. But it does remove the guilt of sin in this life, and guarantees the long release in the life to come. And no one needs to wait till July to get out.

An Iliad DM 19th June 2026 “Rage! Goddess, sing the rage of Peleus’ son Achilles / that destructive wrath which brought countless woes upon the

Church under construction DM 12th June 2026 Across the road on the neighbour’s footpath sits a yellow council sign that has just been posted. My

One blood DM 5th June 2026 In 1830, Robert FitzRoy captained the Beagle that carried Charles Darwin on his famous voyage. Darwin wrote his account.

Man flu DM 29th May 2026 Man-flu is a real phenomenon, and I have just proved it by careful scientific experiment. My wife and I

Physics for farmers DM 14th May 2026 I was going okay with the movie until some astronaut had to fly through a wormhole. And then

Two faces DM 24th April 2026 Cue the frown. The local paper has just lobbed onto my driveway, and without picking it up, I bet

Super-social behaviour DM 17th April 2026 Phubbing may well become the word of the century. It describes the act of phone-snubbing, where a person deliberately

Brain freeze DM 10th April 2026 I’ve had them before. Brain-freezes. And usually from consuming an icy drink too quickly. The secret to relieve the

Easter traditions DM 30th March 2026 Sometimes I wonder where I’ve been all my life. Today I stumbled on the recipe for an Easter lamb